Doberman joke

[apollo]

"Doberman vs puppy"

A highly timid little man, Casper Milquetoast, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?"

A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, "It's my dog. Why?"

"Well," squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, "I believe my dog just killed it, sir."

"What?" roared the big man in disbelief. "What in the hell kind of dog do you have?"

"Sir," answered the little man, "It's a four week old puppy."

"Bull!" roared the biker, "How could your puppy kill my Doberman?"

"It appears that he choked on it, sir."

[SnuzerDog]

Ha.

Here's a quickie:

What's black and tan and looks good on a lawyer?

:D:D:D

[apollo]

Ha good one.

[magtie]

haha i've heard that joke somewhere else i think

[violator]

heard these before, still funny though.

[SnuzerDog]

So two guys are walking their dogs down the street, one has a doberman and the other a chihuahua. They see a lively bar across the street, music and ladies in abundance. The guy with the doberman says, "Hey, let's go get a drink- that place looks great!"
The other guy says,"Are you kidding? They won't let us take our dogs in there."
The first guy then says, "Sure they will, watch this."
So he pulls out his sunglasses and puts them on, then crosses the street.
The bouncer at the door says, "Hey buddy, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The guy says, "He's my seeing eye dog- of course I can!"
The bouncer scratches his head for a second, then lets him in.
The other fellow thinks for a second, puts on his dark glasses, and also crosses the street.
The bouncer stops him. "Buddy, you can't come in here with that dog, I'm sorry."
The guy says, "But he's my seeing eye dog- and you let my friend in with his!"
The bouncer says, "But that's a chihuahua!"
The guy says, "WHAT? THEY GAVE ME A CHIHUAHUA???" :eek::D

[violator]

i like it lol

[apollo]

that was funny.