Doberman House Rules

[fritz'mom]

Doberman House Rules:

I will allow the mail carrier to bring the mail we do need.

I will shake the water off before going indoors.

I will swallow the water before I walk away from the bowl.

I will believe the garbage truck is not really stealing our stuff.

I will not destroy the newspaper before you read it.

I will not eat the cats food.

I will not eat the cats.

I will not insist on rolling in filth after a bath.

I will not insist you keep the car windows down while it is raining or snowing.

I will not go crazy when the TV makes sounds such as knocking, doorbells, or other dogs barking.

I will not poke my head into the fridge every time it is opened.

I will not poke my head into every crotch I find.

I will not harass and bite officers that are helping my family.

I will not be overly affectionate to visitors.

I will not assume we are going out to play every time someone heads for the door.

I will not try to bite the wheels of passing vehicles.

I will not play dead when told to get off the furniture.

[Dobs4ever]

Another good one thanks for sharing!

[apollo]

That was good!

[bigandsmallpets]

The Ten Commandments for a Responsible Doberman Owner

1.My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be very painful.

2.Give me time to understand what you want of me.

3.Place your trust in me, it is crucial for my well-being.

4.Don't be angry with me for too long, and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment. I have only YOU.

5.Talk to me. Even if I don't understand your words, I understand your voice when it's speaking to me.

6.Be aware that however you treat me, I'll never forget it.

7.Before you hit me, remember that I have teeth that could easily crush the bones in your hand, but I choose not to.

8.Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm not getting the right food, I've been out in the sun too long, and my heart may be getting old and weak.

9.Take care of me when I get old. You, too, will grow old.

10.Go with me on difficult journeys. Never say, "I can't bear to watch it", or, "Let it happen in my absence." Everything is easier for me if you are there. Remember, I Love You!

This is something I give every person that buys a baby from me. I breed pets not show not Grand Champion bloodlines but pets. And sale at a reasonable price.

[violator]

that made a real impact on me i feel so sorry for dogs dobes especially who dont have understanding owners

[jelly8bean]

Don't make me cry at this early hour. I am going to go hug my current babies.

[Sue J]

The 10 Commandments for Responsible Owners always gets to me. Our dobers (and others) ask so little of us yet give so very much.